"darn, that would have been so cool"

My OMG moment from my morning at the gifted program:

Me: So, you're staying for lunch and recess this week?
Second Grade Boy: Yeah, my sister has batman camp everyday at 12 and my mom has to take her there before she can pick me up.
Me: Batman Camp? What does one do at Batman Camp? (confused and intrigued)
SGB: You know, it's a game. With a net and you hit the plastic thing back and forth...
Me: BADMINTON?
SGB: Yeah!
Me: Is that what you said? Or did you say Batman?
SGB: (smiling) Batman...
Me: Darn, that would have been the BEST CAMP EVER!

oh batman camp...if only