Cue hysterics. Every "issue" topped the last, and Mrs. Mentor Teacher attempted to identify her students' handwriting on them since they hadn't written names...which makes it pretty hard to solve any of the issues!
Some of our favorites...(now remember, these are VERY SERIOUS issues and must be taken VERY SERIOUSLY.
"Somebody make me frown"
"No one has respect"
Our response: You are right.
"Someone keeps on staring at me."
Very specific. We'll get right on that.
"I think some people need to use a steerch ball to cuntrell there anger."
(Spelling original) ^My personal favorite. Not so much an issue as a suggestion...
"the New girl"
"I Have A Issue with the people in Front of me"
Anyways, after a LONG LONG LONG day, these certainly lightened the mood. :)
Note: Please don't think I'm a bad teacher or a bad person. I take issues of bullying very seriously in my classroom. But you have to admit, this is pretty hilarious...